vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo

All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.

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Cactus Vagina

Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.

Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"

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A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.

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