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vagilence 

When a woman has control over a man by means of her vagina and/or violent rantings and door knocks.
Dude! My girlfriend showed up lastnight and I couldn't dump her cause she wanted to fuck. There was so much vagilence. If I didnt do it shed be outside banging on my door and swearing for hours.
vagilence by vagilence February 9, 2015
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Vagilence 

1- vagilence - the office appropriate term for queefing.
"I've got vagilence..."
Vagilence by Monkey mom October 23, 2022

Vagilent 

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.
I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.
Vagilent by edsmsl December 31, 2008

Constant Vigilance

Being on guard 24/7 and being ready for anything. Commonly seen during fierce dodgeball matches and the occasional game of four square.
Austin yelled "CONSTANT VIGILANCE" while dodging a ball

dodgeball camp intensity camp eagle feather four square
Constant Vigilance by The CIT July 4, 2011
It is a friendly way of describing an extremely funny football joke, mostly on social media platforms.
Your post on Premier League Taunts about Manchester United being relegated is full of vawulence, I laughed at it for minutes.
Vawulence by Uky May 27, 2022
Vawulence simply means Violence, it's a Nigerian slang that started as a means of escaping Facebook ban and restrictions in comment section for using the original phrase "violence" that seems to has been blacklisted.
She never expected herself to be welcomed with premium vawulence.
Vawulence by HelloNnaemeka July 25, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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