This is a procedure to help put back the pieces once a vagina has undergone irreversible damage from an absolutely enormous penis
Morgan: "did you hear chasity got vaginaplasty"
Lisa: "yeah Brandon cocked them legs back in the day and her pussy done been hangin out the bottom of her shorts for years now"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).