Vadering

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The act of breathing heavily into a microphone, cell phone etc., without realizing it. Breathing is often heard when the microphone is too close to one's nostrils.

Hey Dave? You're vadering REALLY badly, dude. I'll have to either turn down the volume, or you need to pull that mic out of your nose...

Vadering by Marie "Creek" January 14, 2010

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Vadering

Unknowingly breathing heavily (like Darth Vader) into the receiver during a conference call thus distracting or disturbing other callers.

Bob, is that you Vadering? I can't understand anything. Please mute!

Vadering by grp August 3, 2009

Related Words

Vadering • vadering the mic • garth vadering • DarthVadering • Vadgering • vavering • Vader Invader

Vadering

Jumping in the air while somebody pretends to force choke you. Looks better if done with a low camera angle facing upwards.

Vadering:
Person A, holds their hand up as if force choking somebody.
Person B, jumps in the air and holds their hands around their throat as if being choked.

Vadering by Zansatsu86 May 15, 2013

Vadering

The act off shining a light on your penis, in a dark room to project the head of your penis on a wall. By doing this you will have the result of a "Darth Vader Helmet" on your wall.

Dude last night I was so hard so I started vadering on my wall. It was awesome

Vadering by Weekeleeks April 1, 2015

vadering the mic

In multiplayer gaming, to accidentally position a headset's microphone in such a way so that the player's breathing is heard loudly over the output. Taken from the similarity of the sound to Darth Vader's breathing apparatus.

Player 1: They're defending B base...
Player 2: sssshhhh...hoooo...sssshhhh...hoooo
Player 1: Hey man, you're kind of vadering the mic.

Player 2: Sorry dude, this better?

Player 2: ...
Player 1: Better man, thanks. So they're defending B base...

vadering the mic by Phlopsy April 11, 2016

Darth Vadering

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound

My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick

Darth Vadering by Honey Beeatch February 12, 2017

Darth Vadering

Darth Vadering, or Darthing is the noise one makes when they fall asleep on the couch whilst others are watching television!

Ste: whats that noise?
Pete: Dude thats ur bro Darth Vadering on the Couch!

Darth Vadering by PeTePyE July 19, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026