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Slang for Vagina. Removed the male reference to the name "Jay" in the original spelling.
Every time I take an antibiotic, my Va-J-J itches.
Va-J-J by Peasmom3 June 23, 2010
We're not suppose to see a lady's va-j-j.
va-j-j by talk2me-JCH2 February 25, 2022
Vagina. Generally a slang or euphemism to down pla the fact that you're talking about a vagina.
yeah, so, iunno bro, you hit that va-j-j yet?
va-j-j by bob owns life February 9, 2006
the sexiest, smelliest, wettest part of a woman's body. sometimes hairy, sometimes bald, sometimes in between or sometimes just plain freaky. they contain something called a 'clit' which is stimulated by the use of fingers, dildos, penises, or any object around the household.(minus pointy objects)..it'll break the hymen and devirginize you.
bre- holy shit karlye, is that your vagina?...it's pretty nice
karlye- yah man..wanna touch it
bre- no not really
karlye- common' touch it..it'll make me feel nice
bre- ew you're sick
karlye- DAMN stop turning me on
bre- omg i'm leaving
oh ya.. "hello, would you like to have intercourse with my va-j-j?"
va-j-j by malene May 5, 2006
A slang word for a vagina. Only said to hot chicks.
She must have a nice clean Va-j-j.
Va-j-j by BeeRant July 24, 2006
Socially acceptable replacement for the word Vagina. Allows you to use the word Vagina in places it normally wouldn't be acceptable.
Nice swing sir, did you get sand in your Va-J-J.
Va-J-J by zepper252 September 10, 2010
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