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A really weak person. Usually are discriminated by Central Asians. Sometimes, are considered as Asian gypsies.
Oh, look at that Uzbek. Must've been beaten up by Tajiks recently, huh?
Uzbek by realuzbeks November 26, 2020

Uzbek Snuffer 

A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin
I almost suffocated my girlfriend during an Uzbek Snuffer but damn did we both get off good.
Uzbek Snuffer by Dusan Rorikov October 3, 2006

Uzbek mother in law 

A witch who acts nice on the face of others while abusing from behind and thinks that you are a slave and should be the best slave on this earth and clean her to the toe . Don’t eat , don’t sleep but clean till you die .

If you eat a little in front of her then guess what the whole world will fall upon you . Broke the dish ? Oh God the whole neighborhood will know that you don’t know how to clean properly and not doing enough good slavery . And even if you are trained to be the best slave on human race then they will say that you were a cow once upon a time and didn’t know anything and she thought you every crap . And if you don’t bring furniture according to her taste she will run mad and kick you out and train his baby boys to be even more baby like a little girl (God forbid )

( there are some good but rare very rare )
Uzbek Mother in law : oh Look my slave daughter in law didn’t even wipe the unknown dirt somewhere I can’t even see myself

Gosh she is such a cow .

Neighborhood : oh God poor woman she got such a cowhole daughter in law that tortured her to death .

Uzbek Gas Bomb 

The act of releasing a wicked shit in the toilet, quickly wiping and flushing, then closing the toilet lid to seal in the noxious fumes. The next user of the toilet, hopefully in a panic, opens the lid to relieve themselves only to be hit with the toxic cloud. Legendary NFL coach and commentator John Madden is known as an Uzbek gas bomb enthusiast. Highly skilled at both his frequency and intensity, and once left an Uzbek has bomb that was still effective 72 hours after he planted it.
Sorry I’m late, boss. My roommate left a wicked Uzbek gas bomb in our bathroom so I was projectile vomiting for an hour and a half.
Uzbek Gas Bomb by Deadeye Donny August 23, 2019

uzbek park bench

The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding
Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.

Uzbek's cumshot 

A cumshot with blood
David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?
Uzbek's cumshot by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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