A relationship where one person is the "user" and the other person is the "usee". Typical useries are disguised as friendships, marriages or business partnerships.
I thought I was married but it turned out I was in a usery for all she wanted was a roof over her head and a charge card in her hand.
My business went under because I didn't realize I was in a usery. My so-called partner took half the profits and did none of the work.
It relates to a pussy and is when someone is being a pussy and will not do something or is being prude with a girl and when a guy has a girlfriend you can call his girlfriend his ussey.
1.) Hey Earl, stop being such a ussey and get some.
2.) Cito is so ussey whipped by Melanie.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'