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A relationship where one person is the "user" and the other person is the "usee". Typical useries are disguised as friendships, marriages or business partnerships.
I thought I was married but it turned out I was in a usery for all she wanted was a roof over her head and a charge card in her hand.

My business went under because I didn't realize I was in a usery. My so-called partner took half the profits and did none of the work.
Usery by SeaNimph July 22, 2012
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user:demented 

Strong-willingly but nevertheless low-skilled user in a german chat system. Often referred as "dumb". Uses "gothboi" wery often.
Look, there is user:demented again! Let's talk about gothbois!
user:demented by gollomosh July 5, 2021

Twitter user 

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real
911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.

Twitter user 

Egotistical, arrogant, self centered people. Profit off of other peoples work, love clout, and try and act like they’re so positive but are so toxic and act like they know everything in the quote tweets. Oh, and they’re the biggest keyboard warriors you will ever see.
“I don’t really like super hero's, they’re not my taste”
Twitter user: YOU TASTELESS BUM, YOU’RE CLEARLY NOT FUN AT PARTIES AND STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE. ALSO RATIO XDXD
Btw i’m such an outgoing, open minded and positive PERSON! 🦋 ✨ 😁
Twitter user by SuperGoat636 December 14, 2021

Twitter User 

A fucking loser who sits on Twitter and cancels people for no reason they are never straight and have 50 mental illnesses and no dad
quit being a Twitter user
Twitter User by 69Chad420 February 14, 2022

Usernam10 

Usernam10 is a childish and eccentric undeserving administrator of the obselete Mope.io wiki on an illegal site called Wikia/Fandom.
Usernam10 likes to cry over spilt milk. After his best friends on the site got banned from the platform a year ago, he still mourns everyday.
Usernam10 by y = mx + b December 10, 2021

Twitter User 

overly soft gay people with mental illnesses and constantly changing political opinions, stay the fuck away from these bastards unless you wanna get doxxed for saying anime is gay
Normal Person:"Hey dude I personally dislike Dream I think he cheated at his speed-"
Twitter User:"OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ABLEIST PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO LIVE AT (insert address here) NOW DO YOU HUH BITCH BOY BURN IN HELL GOD DAMN IT"
Twitter User by gman gaming September 10, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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