Jack: "YO Courtney gave me the nicest usf yesterday, it was the best of both worlds."
John:"What do you mean?"
Jack:"We were in Charlie St. Cloud, the Fron made the tears come, and Courtney gave me head. It feels like a blumpkin."
Under Skirt Finger Bang. Surreptitious digital penetration beneath a free-hanging garment extending from the waist down. Sticking in your finger under cover of concealing clothes. Sneaking a quick, hidden sexual act. Noted in Wonkette.
You can’t see it, but that dude’s other hand is pulling the USFB.
usfest is the anti-wefest. wefest is a huge country music festival every year held in Minnesota. Usfest is an annual party held the same time at many different locations. It is a celebration of friends who don't want to pay insane amounts of money to go camping and get drunk and be surrounded by horrible, trashy music. Usfest is traditionally held over a 1-2 day period and can involve camping. The only rule is that there is NO country music played whatsoever. whoever plays country music is a HUGE party-foul themselves. Typically, rap/hip-hop/techno is played at usfest.
"Dude, wanna go to wefest?" ... "Fuck no. I don't wanna pay that much money to be surrounded by that shitty as music. Why don't you come camping with us at usfest? It's 20times cheaper and the music is actually good!"