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urinal etiquette 

unwritten rules when in a public restroom
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.
WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette
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Urinal Etiquette 

Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.

1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.

2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you

3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it

4. Don’t piss on the floor

5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush

6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal

7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.

8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.

9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
I don’t understand how some fully grown men can’t grasp Urinal Etiquette.
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