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Urban Retard 

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
Urban Retard by anonymous June 7, 2022

Urban Dictionary Retard

(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.
The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.
Urban Dictionary Retard by K1LLFACE September 10, 2010

Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special
Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s

Retarded Urban Dictionary editors 

The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

UUR Uberley Urben Retardid 

The persun at The Urban Dictionary that doesnt correct all the not goods grammer and ungoodly spelled words in the words defunishins and exampels at that inter net website The Urban Dictionary
My frend went camping with willie Nelsun snoop dog Jimmie hendricks charlie Sheen chris farly he got so messed up he eated his own shit followed by his own urin than runned off into the woulds and made sweat pashuniote sex to a hiburnating grizzley bear he was strate UUR Uberley Urben Retardid

Urbaretards 

When Urban dictionary is too fucking stupid that they will reject your definition of a name when there are a thousand other names with similar definitions as the one you wrote. You will find that the editors of Urban dictionary are what you call egotistical faggots, and simply care to much about being payed instead of doing their actual job.
Man 1: "Why did your definition for Gardion get reject?"
Man 2: "Oh well the Urbaretards declined it."
Man 1: "Oh yes I understand."
Urbaretards by Leopluradon December 12, 2012