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Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.
Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Urban Dictonary

The thing ur on rn
I go on urban Dictonary every daz

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.
YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!
urban dictonary by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

urban dictonary

The place where one goes to piss away two hours looking up words like "computer" or "geek' "Assclown" and "emo"
Pixie spent an entire sunday afternoon looking up silly words :)
urban dictonary by Pixie05 July 6, 2005

Urban Dictonary

The best website on the planet
Urban dictonary The only site where you can find lyrics to fuck a duck
Urban Dictonary by Joe jones January 14, 2013

urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.
Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro
urban dictonary by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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