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Ur Granny Fanny
Ur Granny Fanny is 1000% worse than ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay lol together, just saying these words can't kill a person and let them burn in hell forever.
Juan: Your moms birth control and your dad condom combined is not even as bad as you are.
Alex: Shut up gaywad. Ur Granny Fanny.
Juan: *Dies and burns in hell*
Alex: Shut up gaywad. Ur Granny Fanny.
Juan: *Dies and burns in hell*
Ur Granny Fanny by Mr.Boomtasicofboomtasics March 14, 2018
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Ur nanny like fanny
Ur nanny like fanny is the worst insult in the universe being it describes a extended “family” member that you know or pay for maintenance,
Callan: Hey James
James: Yeah Calla
Callan: Ur family lgbt
James: Ur nanny like fanny
Callan disappears from existence to explore the dimensions, surfing from life form to life form, never to be seen again.
James: Yeah Calla
Callan: Ur family lgbt
James: Ur nanny like fanny
Callan disappears from existence to explore the dimensions, surfing from life form to life form, never to be seen again.
Ur nanny like fanny by Big Bobba April 15, 2018
urfunnyashonk
some kid: hey do you know urfunnyashonk?
some kid 2: yeah, she NEVER MISSES!!!
some kid: shes so cool
some kid 2: yeah, she NEVER MISSES!!!
some kid: shes so cool
urfunnyashonk by cheering4gnf October 12, 2021
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square grouper
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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