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your boyfriend is the love of ur life waiting to be there forever, he loves you sm. he wants to have ur baby. dont let him have a girl best friend the dick will fall for her! overall hes ur rat

ur boyfriend annoying

ugh ur all over him

ur boyfriend by thestarofTiktok December 6, 2020

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National pleasure ur boyfriend day

August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day

the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day

National pleasure ur boyfriend day by Your moms crib August 2, 2021

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ur.mom.s_boyfriend

ur.mom.s_boyfriend a terrible person, rated gowon a 3 and vivi from loona a 4
basically a loona and izone anti

"ur.mom.s_boyfriend doesn't stan loona and is mha fan?? damn, double homicide"

ur.mom.s_boyfriend by CHUUONDEEZNUTZ⁉️ December 17, 2021

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sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

sit on ur boyfriends face day by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024

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Unboyfriendable

a person who cannot be placed into a relationship due to their personal choice. See the Magnetic Fields song, "All My Little Words"

You told be that you're unboyfriendable. And I could make you pay and pay, but I could never make you stay.- The Magnetic Fields

Unboyfriendable by Shakranit September 14, 2011

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.urboyfriendd

A man who never misses, has the best mutuals, and is lowkey cute 😳

Girl 1: Hey have you heard of .urboyfriendd?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's the guy who never misses!

.urboyfriendd by shlott February 15, 2021

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unboyfriend

A man with whom you share an amazing emotional bond and yet he is not your boyfriend.

My unboyfriend called today. We talked about everything except his girlfriend.

unboyfriend by Ms.Little February 18, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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