upwood 

a fucking retard who thinks he is the boss of everybody don't get on the wrong side of him

uhh he's such an upwood

upwood by Brains6969cumshot July 31, 2016

upwording 

Making up buzzwords.

Cathy says that although buzzwords can be clever and useful, many buzzwords are annoying, so she made up the word upwording to make fun of goofy business buzzwords like uptraining, upskilling, and onboarding.

upwording by Wordy Wordsley November 16, 2012

picking up wood 

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

picking up wood by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

Upgood 

When you aren’t looking for sexual relations at the time. You’re locked in and not focused on hookup culture; opposite of down bad

Jack “Yo are you gonna come with us to the party tonight? Heard theirs gonna be birds there”
Zach “Nah, that’s a waste of time I’m upgood”

Upgood by Sexyyredd November 25, 2023