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The motion that strikes the tip of your penis to knock off the pee dribble as your hand passes by after wiping your ass.
I got hit with pee this morning on my upswing... It was gross. Next time I won't swing so hard.
Upswing by Steunit8 August 7, 2015
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Upsinging 

Technique of singing, recently popularized by Bob Dylan (done regularly starting circa 2002), that involves raising the pitch of one's voice for the last word or last few words of a line. Generally disliked by his fans.
* = upsinging note

"He that gets hurt will be he who has *STALLED*"

"Mama, you just been on my *MIND*"

"Where the winds hit *heavy* on the border*LINE* / remember *ME* to one who lives *THERE*"

"My weariness amazes *ME*"
Upsinging by ApocalypseKurtz July 15, 2009
Sending a package through UPS (United Postal Service)
"I will be UPSing your birthday gift"
UPSing by gb+ November 20, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026