upsable 

something that you are able to send via UPS

Is this football upsable?

upsable by lmicco February 18, 2009

UPSable 

UPSable is the appropriate size carton accepted for shipment by United Parcel Service

I sent the box of new shoes by UPS to my brother as they were UPSable, however UPS would not accept the new refrigerator that I wanted to send him as it was too big and so not UPSable.

UPSable by J. Renfrew June 16, 2013

pick-upable 

Likely picked-up.
Able to be picked up fairly easily.
A spare that any bowler can pick-up with a high percentage per their own individual skill level. Also a girl/guy that you could pick-up with a high percentage of success per your own individual level of game.

This spare is definitely pick-upable!
Look at the cute girl sitting at the bar. Do you think she's pick-upable?

pick-upable by Brent P March 24, 2008

Dap-upable 

A term used if something someone said or did is worth a dap up.

(Someone says something funny)

Yo dap me up that was dap-upable!

Dap-upable by _Voltron_ October 29, 2022

USAbles 

Originally coined by Alex Linder of VNN fame, the term USAble disparagingly denotes United States citizenship while simultaneously implying that the individual to whom the term is applied allows themselves to be “used” for nefarious purposes contrary to their immediate interests as an autonomous human being.

While most USAbles are mere dupes, a minority of die-hards who truly believe government agitprop offer themselves up with utmost glee, so that they can be “shaped” and used up, like any other expendable commodity, by government institutions like public schools and the many branches of the military. To the government who commands them, the USAble is tossable, not unlike a used, pre-moistened baby wipe or a sheet of single-ply toilet paper.

Prominent examples of USAbles include (but are not limited to) public school teachers, U.S. military personnel, and adherents to contemporary evangelical Christianity. USAbles often spend inordinate amounts of time containing the cognitively dissonant thoughts that their relationship with the government may foster.

Although the USAble may experience temporary gains from entering into USAble-style relationships with the government, the ultimate endpoint of this type of relationship always results in unidirectional benefits, with the government being the sole beneficiary of said relationships. USAbles in the military frequently meet with combat-related dismemberment or even death while attempting to wheedle pittances like “college money” from the government they chose to serve.

I hope those mercenary-minded USAbles trudging around in Iraq come back with their writing hands intact; putting that “college money” to good use is going to be kind of hard if their arms have been reduced to twitching nubs by improvised explosive devices!

USAbles by Dolphin_X September 22, 2006

un-pick-upable 

lame, nefariously lame buy.

that store uptown sells total crappy un-pick-upables from CDs to books..and you know what's the whole prob matey..thier prices are astro!

un-pick-upable by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Usable 

An incorrect pronunciation and spelling of the word useable, mostly used by idiots during a presentations about dirty bathrooms.

Also used by people who either don’t care about what they are saying or if they want to get it over with whatever they are doing
(Us-able)

Person 1: Well,we don’t have any soap in the bathrooms, making it usable
In persons 2’s head: ITS USEABLE YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!

Usable by Topaz2364 March 2, 2018