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Revved up douche
Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
Revved up douche by KillerNugget April 5, 2024
Chunk up a douche
A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.
I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.
Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
Chunk up a douche by LRZA June 23, 2007
douche it up
douche it up by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011
wrapped up like a douche
one of the most commonly misinterpreted rock lyrics in the last century. the actual lyric is "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night", but it really sounds like "wrapped up like a douche", the song is "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce Springsteen.
the lyric is also commonly mistaken as:
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night
Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, an utter rotor in the night
wrapped up like a douche, you know the rotor in the night
wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, a bad odor in the night.
Wrapped up like a douche, and a stoner in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, you know a runnin' in the night
Wrapped up like a douchebag, for the Roman in the night
Revved up like a douche, another loaner in the night
Racked up like a douche, ya gonna run around the night
Washed up like a douche, breaking a rubber in the night
Revved up like a douche and turned her over in the night
Ripped off like a douche, another owner in the night
cracked up like a douching, and a roamer in the night
Refresh your douche, its smellin funky in the night
Ripped up like a douche, into the rotor of the night
Turning loose like a douche, like the roadrunner tonight
ripped up like a douche until he rolled her in the night
Rev up like a douche and go a roller in the night
Wrecked up like a douche, another boner in the night
Wrapped up my big douche, killed a runner last night
Woke up like a douche, you know i rolled her in the night
Wake up with a douche in the middle of the night
Woke up like a douche-bag in the middle of the night
Swept up like a douche with motorola in the night
Red duck like a douchebag and discarded in the night
revved up my big Dodge and did a runner with his wife
Caught up at the juice bar in the middle of the night
Revved up like a Roto-Rooter rollin' in the night
With a dildo in my face and cheese wheel in my butt
Rap duck like a Goose and Have a lunar in the night
Look up to the north and see big dipper to the right
Eyes were shot out by a laser in a fight
Wracked up like a duece, another runner in the night
wrapped up like a deuce you know the roamer in the night
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Dressed up like a dude, another runner in the night
Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night
Dressed up like a duece, a ruler of the night
Revved up like a deuce, another rover in the night
Set it up like a deuce and they rolled it in the night
Wrapped up like an edition of the ruler in the night
Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night
Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night
Caught up in the noose thats swinging in the night
wrapped up like a do chin in the middle of the night
shot loose like a goose, another runner in the night
Wrapped up like a duke in the ordinary night
Dressed up like a duke, another rumor in the night
hung up like a goose, another runner in the night
Racked up like hooter, in the middle of the night
racked up like a deuce in a momentary flight
rabbit wants some juice, like a donut in the night
messed up like a demon that was roaming in the night
Dressed up like a dude, you know, the roamer in the night
Set up like a loser only come back wearin tights
Racked up like a moose, that's been run over in the night
Wrapped up like a dude, sha na na, reuben in delight
Wrapped up like ol' tuscon on a rubber-ended night
Cut loose like a goose, another roamer in the night
Wrapped up , la la la, she was a loner in the night
Slapped up like a motor in the anus of the night
Wracked up by the goosin' and the runner in the night
Wrapped up in the noose like a boner in the night
Revved up with the juice, another router in the night
Wrapped up like a deuce ya know the roter in the night
Wrecked up like a goose, in the middle of the night
Took off like the Juice, another runner in the night
Wrapped up like a deuce, another roller in the night
Throw up blah blah blah in the middle of the night
Revved up like a dude, she ain't no rover in the night
Cut loose like a goose from the spirit of the night
Wrapped up like a deuce, a holy roller in the night
Rapping like the duke, you know, the rumor in the night
wake up like a dachshund in the middle of the night
the lyric is also commonly mistaken as:
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night
Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, an utter rotor in the night
wrapped up like a douche, you know the rotor in the night
wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, a bad odor in the night.
Wrapped up like a douche, and a stoner in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night
Wrapped up like a douche, you know a runnin' in the night
Wrapped up like a douchebag, for the Roman in the night
Revved up like a douche, another loaner in the night
Racked up like a douche, ya gonna run around the night
Washed up like a douche, breaking a rubber in the night
Revved up like a douche and turned her over in the night
Ripped off like a douche, another owner in the night
cracked up like a douching, and a roamer in the night
Refresh your douche, its smellin funky in the night
Ripped up like a douche, into the rotor of the night
Turning loose like a douche, like the roadrunner tonight
ripped up like a douche until he rolled her in the night
Rev up like a douche and go a roller in the night
Wrecked up like a douche, another boner in the night
Wrapped up my big douche, killed a runner last night
Woke up like a douche, you know i rolled her in the night
Wake up with a douche in the middle of the night
Woke up like a douche-bag in the middle of the night
Swept up like a douche with motorola in the night
Red duck like a douchebag and discarded in the night
revved up my big Dodge and did a runner with his wife
Caught up at the juice bar in the middle of the night
Revved up like a Roto-Rooter rollin' in the night
With a dildo in my face and cheese wheel in my butt
Rap duck like a Goose and Have a lunar in the night
Look up to the north and see big dipper to the right
Eyes were shot out by a laser in a fight
Wracked up like a duece, another runner in the night
wrapped up like a deuce you know the roamer in the night
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Dressed up like a dude, another runner in the night
Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night
Dressed up like a duece, a ruler of the night
Revved up like a deuce, another rover in the night
Set it up like a deuce and they rolled it in the night
Wrapped up like an edition of the ruler in the night
Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night
Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night
Caught up in the noose thats swinging in the night
wrapped up like a do chin in the middle of the night
shot loose like a goose, another runner in the night
Wrapped up like a duke in the ordinary night
Dressed up like a duke, another rumor in the night
hung up like a goose, another runner in the night
Racked up like hooter, in the middle of the night
racked up like a deuce in a momentary flight
rabbit wants some juice, like a donut in the night
messed up like a demon that was roaming in the night
Dressed up like a dude, you know, the roamer in the night
Set up like a loser only come back wearin tights
Racked up like a moose, that's been run over in the night
Wrapped up like a dude, sha na na, reuben in delight
Wrapped up like ol' tuscon on a rubber-ended night
Cut loose like a goose, another roamer in the night
Wrapped up , la la la, she was a loner in the night
Slapped up like a motor in the anus of the night
Wracked up by the goosin' and the runner in the night
Wrapped up in the noose like a boner in the night
Revved up with the juice, another router in the night
Wrapped up like a deuce ya know the roter in the night
Wrecked up like a goose, in the middle of the night
Took off like the Juice, another runner in the night
Wrapped up like a deuce, another roller in the night
Throw up blah blah blah in the middle of the night
Revved up like a dude, she ain't no rover in the night
Cut loose like a goose from the spirit of the night
Wrapped up like a deuce, a holy roller in the night
Rapping like the duke, you know, the rumor in the night
wake up like a dachshund in the middle of the night
wrapped up like a douche by protocoldroid June 23, 2004
wrapped up like a douche
as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.
"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"
wrapped up like a douche by asswhite April 16, 2005
Douche um' up
When someone is commiting an act of douchebaggery and the people around him/her make a "d" shape with their hands and say "D um' up!... DOUCHE!"
Often followed by the douchebag's own form of retaliation (example: "That's what she said", "Screw you", ect.)
Sometimes the "...DOUCHE" ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.
Often followed by the douchebag's own form of retaliation (example: "That's what she said", "Screw you", ect.)
Sometimes the "...DOUCHE" ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.
Douche um' up.
Douchebag- Jeez. You guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- D um' up! DOUCHE!
Douchebag- Wow, you guys are faggots. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- *walk away in a pack*
Douchebad- You guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.
Douchebag- Jeez. You guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- D um' up! DOUCHE!
Douchebag- Wow, you guys are faggots. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- *walk away in a pack*
Douchebad- You guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.
Douche um' up by Mitchel L November 11, 2007
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