up-douche 

To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.

When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.

After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.

up-douche by seebass54 July 18, 2011

Revved up douche 

Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.

To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.

"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"

See also:

"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"

Revved up douche by KillerNugget April 5, 2024

Chunk up a douche 

A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.

I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.

Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.

Chunk up a douche by LRZA June 23, 2007

douche it up 

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.

damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!

douche it up by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011

wrapped up like a douche 

one of the most commonly misinterpreted rock lyrics in the last century. the actual lyric is "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night", but it really sounds like "wrapped up like a douche", the song is "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce Springsteen.

the lyric is also commonly mistaken as:

Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night

Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, an utter rotor in the night

wrapped up like a douche, you know the rotor in the night

wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, a bad odor in the night.

Wrapped up like a douche, and a stoner in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, you know a runnin' in the night

Wrapped up like a douchebag, for the Roman in the night

Revved up like a douche, another loaner in the night

Racked up like a douche, ya gonna run around the night

Washed up like a douche, breaking a rubber in the night

Revved up like a douche and turned her over in the night

Ripped off like a douche, another owner in the night

cracked up like a douching, and a roamer in the night

Refresh your douche, its smellin funky in the night

Ripped up like a douche, into the rotor of the night

Turning loose like a douche, like the roadrunner tonight

ripped up like a douche until he rolled her in the night

Rev up like a douche and go a roller in the night

Wrecked up like a douche, another boner in the night

Wrapped up my big douche, killed a runner last night

Woke up like a douche, you know i rolled her in the night

Wake up with a douche in the middle of the night

Woke up like a douche-bag in the middle of the night

Swept up like a douche with motorola in the night

Red duck like a douchebag and discarded in the night

revved up my big Dodge and did a runner with his wife

Caught up at the juice bar in the middle of the night

Revved up like a Roto-Rooter rollin' in the night

With a dildo in my face and cheese wheel in my butt

Rap duck like a Goose and Have a lunar in the night

Look up to the north and see big dipper to the right

Eyes were shot out by a laser in a fight

Wracked up like a duece, another runner in the night

wrapped up like a deuce you know the roamer in the night

Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night

Dressed up like a dude, another runner in the night

Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night

Dressed up like a duece, a ruler of the night

Revved up like a deuce, another rover in the night

Set it up like a deuce and they rolled it in the night

Wrapped up like an edition of the ruler in the night

Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night

Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night

Caught up in the noose thats swinging in the night

wrapped up like a do chin in the middle of the night

shot loose like a goose, another runner in the night

Wrapped up like a duke in the ordinary night

Dressed up like a duke, another rumor in the night

hung up like a goose, another runner in the night

Racked up like hooter, in the middle of the night

racked up like a deuce in a momentary flight

rabbit wants some juice, like a donut in the night

messed up like a demon that was roaming in the night

Dressed up like a dude, you know, the roamer in the night

Set up like a loser only come back wearin tights

Racked up like a moose, that's been run over in the night

Wrapped up like a dude, sha na na, reuben in delight

Wrapped up like ol' tuscon on a rubber-ended night

Cut loose like a goose, another roamer in the night

Wrapped up , la la la, she was a loner in the night

Slapped up like a motor in the anus of the night

Wracked up by the goosin' and the runner in the night

Wrapped up in the noose like a boner in the night

Revved up with the juice, another router in the night

Wrapped up like a deuce ya know the roter in the night

Wrecked up like a goose, in the middle of the night

Took off like the Juice, another runner in the night

Wrapped up like a deuce, another roller in the night

Throw up blah blah blah in the middle of the night

Revved up like a dude, she ain't no rover in the night

Cut loose like a goose from the spirit of the night

Wrapped up like a deuce, a holy roller in the night

Rapping like the duke, you know, the rumor in the night

wake up like a dachshund in the middle of the night

"don't move the dial, I can't wait until I hear Bruce say 'wrapped up like a douche' again"

wrapped up like a douche by protocoldroid June 23, 2004

wrapped up like a douche 

as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.

"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"

wrapped up like a douche by asswhite April 16, 2005

Douche um' up 

When someone is commiting an act of douchebaggery and the people around him/her make a "d" shape with their hands and say "D um' up!... DOUCHE!"

Often followed by the douchebag's own form of retaliation (example: "That's what she said", "Screw you", ect.)

Sometimes the "...DOUCHE" ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.

Douche um' up.

Douchebag- Jeez. You guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- D um' up! DOUCHE!
Douchebag- Wow, you guys are faggots. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- *walk away in a pack*
Douchebad- You guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.

Douche um' up by Mitchel L November 11, 2007