up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

up your ass & to the left by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

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up your ass and to the left

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers

"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

up your ass and to the left by AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken618 February 19, 2018

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up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

up your ass and to the left by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

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