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what's up now 

A rhetorical question used when one is in a difficult predicament and the circumstances suddenly change in his/her favor, such as when the person in trouble pulls out a gat or when his/her posse shows up ready to whoop some ass. Often followed by "bitch" or "punk" to further assert dominance.
Barack Obama: "Now that I've won the Iowa caucus, I have the Democratic nomination in the bag. The New Hampshire primary is going to be a walk in the park."
(Hillary Clinton wins New Hampshire primary)
Hillary Clinton: "Hell yeah! What's up now, bitch???"
(Barack Obama wins the Democratic nomination)
Hillary Clinton (obviously insincerely): "Congratulations, Senator Obama. I am so happy for you. The American people definitely made the right choice."
Barack Obama: "Three words, Senator Clinton: WHAT'S UP NOW?!?!?!"
what's up now by Nicholas D February 26, 2009

whats up now

Said after coming upon someone who has done or said something earlier deserving of a beating, which could not be administered due to circumstance.
You were talking smack earlier with your friends.....Whats up now!!
whats up now by Brett A August 18, 2006

ya dun fuck'd up now

You screwed up so bad that the consequences are the equivalent of getting fucked
Guy 1: Oh, I just teamkilled by accident!
Guy 2: OH YA DUN FUCK'D UP NOW!!
Until now
up to now by YeahLola February 7, 2014

now listen up you fat fuck 

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.
When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

started from the bottom now we way up

he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend
-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up