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what up ninja 

A youtube channle made by a stoner for stoners
"Yo you see that new what up ninja video that stoner is crazyyy"
what up ninja by Big daddy665 July 20, 2021

up to ninety

Nearly at bursting point or close to the max. Aproaching full capacity. Very busy.
A: How's work going Dave?
B: Pff... I'm up to ninety!
up to ninety by martinl September 21, 2006

Up the Ninger 

Take it up the Ninger-means to take it up the ass.

If you say there are something "up the ninger" available-it means their are buttloads available, or they are available up the ass.
"He took it up the Ninger during the debate."

"I have homework up the Ninger, to get done this weekend".

...or, "There are so many stories of corruption with this candidate...stories up the Ninger, of all of the dirty dealings he has been involved in."
Up the Ninger by Asuigeneris1 October 22, 2012
The act of solving any and all problems through the use of voilence and smoke bombs.
Stop crying, ninja up, and hit him or her in the neck with a throwing star."This sentence can be used for any situation."
Ninja Up by bmoten November 16, 2010
(nin-juh up) verb. The act of tying a black t-shirt to ones face and doint subversive activities. Usually used when stealing cigarettes or blowing up peoples cars.
Johnny Twobags - Man, Ame has a pack of Newports, but shes asleep and I'd have to crawl over her.

Mr. Dopey - You'd better ninja up and do that shit

*Johnny Twobags ties his shirt up and backflips off the ceiling.
ninja up by Lonus the Terror December 14, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026