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I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean 

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day 

On 20 April u can beat up or bully the E-Girl And cute girl day and make them to ur dinner!
Person 1: Holy Shit today is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day !
Person 2 : HOLY SHIT LETS GO HUNT
Person 1 : GET UR AK-47

Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day 

On 20 April everyone is allowed to beat up E-Girl and Cute girl Day Packgod Beat up 56,688 times
so make sure prepare ur gun
Person 1: Hey Person 2 it is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day!!!!
Person 2: Holy shit lets go hunting
Person 1: Prepare ur gun rn!!11!1!

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 

The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026