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Unresolved History 

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.
My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.

buzzfeed unsolved 

an internet series by buzzfeed in which two hilarious idiots, shane madej and ryan bergara, go investigate unsolved mysteries
average buzzfeed unsolved episode
shane:*is a smartass*
ryan: (wheeze)

buzzfeed unsolved 

A mini show on the YouTube channel for BuzzFeed blue created and ran by paranormal believer Ryan bergara and his skeptical friend Shane madej
Guy 1:ah man did you see the latest episode of BuzzFeed unsolved.
Guy 2: yeah man Ryan is a total crybaby shaniacs for life
Guy 1: nah man i am a believer so boogaras for life!

Buzzfeed unsolved 

A YouTube series with two dumbasses who are friends. They investigate supernatural stuff and unsolved crimes. It’s really fcking funny. Also the tall man might be a demon:/
Buzzfeed Unsolved
Ryan: *gets possessed and thrown across the room, eyes glowing red*
Shane: “strong wind you got there”

unevolved italian 

The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.
unevolved italian by Bacccccon October 23, 2017

Unevolved 

Used to describe someone who has not grown to have emotional maturity, or has not developed a deeper understanding of people and/or life.
That sorority is seriously unevolved... they still weight-shame everyone rushing.

That girl only cares about what people think of her, she’s so unevolved.
Unevolved by canyounot August 19, 2020