two different meanings between a tease and a unknown tease. A tease is one who knowingly makes you beleive you have a shot but leaves you with blueballs and some bitterness. Now an unknown tease is when the "tease" doesnt realize he or she is teasing you, the teaser doesnt have an point to make. Dont want to intentionally make you think you have a chance. They tend to not know what they possibly did turned you on. They leave. You get blueballs or some bitterness. But you can only blame yourself unless you say or do something to let them know they are teasing you.

Harry: gah, she was such a tease, she left me and gave me blue balls.

Steve: was she being a tease or an unknown tease?

Harry: i think an unknown tease because i dont think she realized that she was turning me on.

Steve: well thats your fault, you should have said something.

unknown tease by unkown123569 October 14, 2012

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Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

Unknown Tom by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

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unknown in the oven

when a girl is pregnant with the love child of unknown, a notorious message board poster

Hey, you heard Picc's pregnancy test was positive? She must have an unknown in the oven.

unknown in the oven by Hugh Jazzzzz January 19, 2008

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Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

Unknown Football Team Fan by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023

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