univerginity

the first time one has sex whilst in college.

Matt: 'So I lost my univerginity to Trisha last night'
Damon: 'Whoaa what's your girlfriend back home going to say?'

by eiffeltowerwasadog February 7, 2010

univirginity

A special place where people go study after school. All aplicants must be virgins and your end year score is determined by how many virgins you break. Girls score extra points for not breaking their own virgins.

Sam: Geese man, good thing i didnt i didnt sleep with Hanna last night.
Pete: Ye then your place in Univirginity wouldve been gone.
Sam: Dude im gonna break so many virgins next year.

by Probleemkind December 24, 2009