univirginity 

A special place where people go study after school. All aplicants must be virgins and your end year score is determined by how many virgins you break. Girls score extra points for not breaking their own virgins.

Sam: Geese man, good thing i didnt i didnt sleep with Hanna last night.
Pete: Ye then your place in Univirginity wouldve been gone.
Sam: Dude im gonna break so many virgins next year.

univirginity by Probleemkind December 24, 2009

Unvirginite 

A person who has had sex and is celebrating the day they lost their v-card

A virgin no more

A person who says they're deflowered

Girl 1: Today is the day…
Girl 2: What day?
Girl 1: I lost it
Boy: Your mind?
Girl 1: My Flower!
Girl 2: Join the club!

Girl 1: So this is what it feels like to be an unvirginite…

Unvirginite by PopTarts February 5, 2014

univerginity 

the first time one has sex whilst in college.

Matt: 'So I lost my univerginity to Trisha last night'
Damon: 'Whoaa what's your girlfriend back home going to say?'

univerginity by eiffeltowerwasadog February 7, 2010

unvirginify 

to take someone's virginity

1)I would like to unvirginify you.
2)Would you be so kind as to let me unvirginify you tonight?

unvirginify by sexXxeh August 29, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008