unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

unfuck yourself by Gus Bettella January 25, 2006

Unfuckyourselfover 

To take precautionary measures to avoid the negative ramifications of someting naughty you and/or your acquaintances have done.

Delilah knew condoms were a way to unfuckyourselfover.

Ashlee had to think of a good way to unfuckyourselfover before her parents got home.

Unfuckyourselfover by Nychee CoCain December 28, 2009

Unfuckyourself 

The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.

11 year old mother: What's a condom?
FLuffee: It's what you could have used to unfuckyourself. Yes, Unfuckyourself is indeed a word."

Unfuckyourself by brappapapskiiiirt November 20, 2009