unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

unfuck yourself by Gus Bettella January 25, 2006

Unfuckyourselfover 

To take precautionary measures to avoid the negative ramifications of someting naughty you and/or your acquaintances have done.

Delilah knew condoms were a way to unfuckyourselfover.

Ashlee had to think of a good way to unfuckyourselfover before her parents got home.

Unfuckyourselfover by Nychee CoCain December 28, 2009