In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonballs by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014

Unentendre

A bit of a hybrid between a double entendre and an unintended pun, and in the best examples, a faux pas as well. A phrase, word or action which in a given, hopefullly public, context has an unintended (usually hilarious and/or offensive and inappropriate) meaning.

1. He was telling the checkout chick that the day was looking up when all he had in his basket was a packet of kids party hats and a box of condoms; what an unentendre!
2. Asking someone 'is that guy retarded or what?' to find out that they *are* retarded and that they are said someone's brother.
3. Saying 'what a lovely pair' to another father whose teenage daughter was playing with yours - only now his daughter is alone, making you look like a complete pedo.

Unentendre by OzMorty December 23, 2011

unattended

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.

"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"

unattended by jerkamiah666 July 9, 2007

unbettead

it means unbeatable, I just wanted to fuck it up

I am the best. I am unbettead

unbettead by surshaliaa March 10, 2023

unetheral

out of this world, unreal.

That was one unetheral explosion.

unetheral by Fallana May 16, 2009

unattentionable

When summary questions on a test are hard to follow because they are written in a way you aren't wired. Also movie plots can carry on and lose your attention too.

I suck at test taking because they write the questions so unattentionable. Just ask me and I'll explain it to you.

unattentionable by Your Sky Daddy June 14, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026