undouchey

The act on NOT being a douche bag. Typically given to a person who is naturally a douche bag but on rare occasions takes a break.

That's very undouchey of him

by ihatemetzgar June 19, 2010

patty eaten and buns untouched

When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.

Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.

by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016

Titanic Untouched Stratus

Titanic Untouched is known as the ship of roleplay. She is the first one and only one to have the name Titanic. She is a sweet kind hearted person but she does have a backbone. She is apart of a site called RATEDR. She is apart of the Stratus family and the main Untouched.

me-"did you see Titanic Untouched Stratus today"
random girl-"yeah, her family and her look so close"

by Real Nameeee June 14, 2011

undouched poopsex

undouched poopsex is anal sex with no enema first. the phrase comes from undouched, which in this phrase is analagous with a vaginal douche; and poopsex, the likely result. in undouched poopsex, a man fucks an ass that is not first cleaned out by use of an enema, resulting in poopchunks on the dicktip.

last night i got some undouched poopsex. he didnt take an enema first, so after i fucked him, my dick was all brown with corn and nuts and brown chunks so i made him suck the poopchunks off my dicktip.

by badmachine April 27, 2008

undoucheable

A guy who is so nice/clean you can't hate him for getting a girl. The opposite would be a douche who gets a girl he dosen't deserve.

"I really like ___, but this dude is pretty sweet to her, he is undoucheable"

by Chris March 27, 2005

Untouched Pussy

A vagina that has not yet been touched by anyone other than its owner. Virgin to all sexual activity, and is ready for a beating.

You know that Sarah Girl? I heard she´s untouched pussy.

by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, August 5, 2010

undouchify

1) To undo the douchness upon a douche, on the condition that this is scientifically, physically, emotionally, logistically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, geographically, humanly possible.

2) To make a douche less of a douche.

gurl: my bf is such a douche
boi: hmmmm, how much of a douche is he?
gurl: 51% douche
boi: that's majority maaaayne
gurl: yeah, I need to undouchify him because me love him loooong time and want his 47 babies

by dnaboa November 25, 2011