undouchey
The act on NOT being a douche bag. Typically given to a person who is naturally a douche bag but on rare occasions takes a break.
That's very undouchey of him
undouchey by ihatemetzgar June 19, 2010
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patty eaten and buns untouched
When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.
Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.
patty eaten and buns untouched by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016
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Titanic Untouched Stratus
Titanic Untouched is known as the ship of roleplay. She is the first one and only one to have the name Titanic. She is a sweet kind hearted person but she does have a backbone. She is apart of a site called RATEDR. She is apart of the Stratus family and the main Untouched.
me-"did you see Titanic Untouched Stratus today"
random girl-"yeah, her family and her look so close"
random girl-"yeah, her family and her look so close"
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undouched poopsex
undouched poopsex is anal sex with no enema first. the phrase comes from undouched, which in this phrase is analagous with a vaginal douche; and poopsex, the likely result. in undouched poopsex, a man fucks an ass that is not first cleaned out by use of an enema, resulting in poopchunks on the dicktip.
last night i got some undouched poopsex. he didnt take an enema first, so after i fucked him, my dick was all brown with corn and nuts and brown chunks so i made him suck the poopchunks off my dicktip.
undouched poopsex by badmachine April 27, 2008
undoucheable
A guy who is so nice/clean you can't hate him for getting a girl. The opposite would be a douche who gets a girl he dosen't deserve.
undoucheable by Chris March 27, 2005
Untouched Pussy
A vagina that has not yet been touched by anyone other than its owner. Virgin to all sexual activity, and is ready for a beating.
Untouched Pussy by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, August 5, 2010
undouchify
1) To undo the douchness upon a douche, on the condition that this is scientifically, physically, emotionally, logistically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, geographically, humanly possible.
2) To make a douche less of a douche.
2) To make a douche less of a douche.
gurl: my bf is such a douche
boi: hmmmm, how much of a douche is he?
gurl: 51% douche
boi: that's majority maaaayne
gurl: yeah, I need to undouchify him because me love him loooong time and want his 47 babies
boi: hmmmm, how much of a douche is he?
gurl: 51% douche
boi: that's majority maaaayne
gurl: yeah, I need to undouchify him because me love him loooong time and want his 47 babies
undouchify by dnaboa November 25, 2011
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