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When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.
Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.
by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016

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A de-evolutionary state of being where an alpha man reverts to his animalistic dominant nature.

Only alphas are capable of switching on beastmode and turning into beasts.

Beastmode provides the following super powers - unhuman like levels of stamina, power, hunger and seduction
Beastmode however reduces ones cognitive ability such as logic and reasoning

Certain things can accelerate and encourage beastmode in alphas such as – hanging out with fellow alphas, loud music, darkness, full moons, alcohol consumption, fit poon

The following can discourage beastmode – yoga, musicals, plays, fat women, ugly women, hairy women, men who think they are women, consumption of vegetable and fruits.
Where is my wallet? What day is it? Where am I? How did I end up in another country? Who are these fine naked women next to me? Why is there a dwarf with an ice bucket on his head hanging from the ceiling like a pinata? So many questions. I must have gotten into beastmode yesterday...
by Dingus Dongus November 20, 2017

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Bigus Dickus is gods gift to women. Also known as the human tripod and the breaker. He is a legend known by many names.

In Rome he is known as Dingus Dongus
In India he is known as Elephantshiva

In China he is known as Da Niao
In France he is known Dieu Cheval
In Germany he is known as Mann mit 3 Beinen
In Spain he is known as El Toro Humano
Aint nothing like a Bigus Dickus to feed a womans appetite and holes.
by Dingus Dongus May 21, 2021

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A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.

The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.
by Dingus Dongus July 02, 2018

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