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undervite 

the most minimal form of an invitation, but not quite reaching the level of an unvite. used to make an offer, while indicating that ones presence is not mutally desired. frequently used by a couple to a potential third wheel. commonly phrased by using "if you want."
me: kim and i are going to the bar around ten. you can come too, if you want.

you: dude, that was such an undervite.
undervite by snizzy11 July 23, 2010
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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

underrated comment 

The response to every top YouTube comment.
*clever comment with thousands of upvotes*
“underrated comment”
underrated comment by pqalmz November 1, 2020

UnderWater FlyZone 

When you feeling down or upset but there’s always something or some place that makes you feel wanted or happy, even something you look at like a picture, basically anything that makes you feel happy or wanted that’s called your UnderWater flyZone.
Are you ok? Yea I’m just listening to music...that’s kinda my UnderWater flyzone...

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
Word of the Day on December 12, 2022

Underrated 

The reply you will see under EACH and EVERY comment on YouTube. Usually written with the intention to get as many likes as possible if the original comment gets popular.
Timmy: Bro my Dog died.
Steve: F
Troll: Underrated
Timmy: *Punches the troll into his face*

Underbite Chia 

Someone who has a major underbite with crooked teeth. And chia pet hair.
Wow! what an underbite chia you are!
Underbite Chia by shrogor cheet January 8, 2020
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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