A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.

Fewer homeless people about these days.

Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.

Briggsy the undead by Turd Man August 2, 2009

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a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).

-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

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Undead Army

The Undead Army is the (rather large) group of fans who follow Hollywood Undead. Many of these "scenesters", as some would say, tend to wear masks to HU concerts, know many, most, or all of Hollywood Undead's songs, and the true Army is not afraid to show it's love for Hollywood Undead.

Undead for Life<3

Yeah, I'm in the Undead Army.
Yeah, I'm proud.
Yeah, I'm Undead for Life<3

Undead Army by sarahmichelle:) March 10, 2009

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