a uninessie is a mystical creature that lives in loch ness. uninessie's mother is the loch ness monster, commonly known as nessie. It's father is, obviously, a unicorn, and a mixture of the names creates the name uninessie.
it is usually a purple color, and looks like a sea snake/monster with a unicorn horn on its head.
Here, on your left is Loch Ness, where the uninessie dwells with its mother, Nessie, and its father is over there on the hillside.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.