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Uncle Willy 

When you insert the tongue into the ear of an unwilling recipient.
Billy gave me an Uncle Willy last night and told me not to tell anyone...What should I do?
Uncle Willy by Crazypatty September 22, 2010

dirty uncle willy 

Combining the wet willy and a wet henry at the same time to give an awesome effect
I totally gave her a dirty uncle willy
dirty uncle willy by hawk johnston October 26, 2013

uncle willys diving well

A slang term for the vagina , occasionaly used by the society of the smoking barrel.
I told Sally i was going to explore uncle willy's diving well. She looked at me akwardly and walked away.

Uncle willie 

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
Uncle willie by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Uncle willie 

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
Uncle willie by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

unclebilly 

uncle billy from LIVEPD fame. Billy Blane a hard ass accused of attempting to run his brother over in the woods gets arrested and cops finds condom in one pocket and ladies panties in the other pocket.m
that is a tough bad ass Unclebilly right ther he can handle his business
unclebilly by pristine piggs October 12, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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