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uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
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