A fluid or gelatinous solid, usually thick and oozing as it seeps out of something that wasn't broke, but is about to get fixed anyway. May also refer to an electronical device which has decided to let the smoke out. Popularized by youtube personality AvE of bum fuck nowhere, Kanuckistan.
by bzacon March 13, 2017
When you don't know the words to a song, the word schmoo is used to replace the words that are not known. It can be abbreviated to 'sch' or add 'ey' to the end to give it more versatility.
The YMCA song: "YMCA! Sch sch sch sch schmoo schmoo. YMCA-A!
The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"
The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"
by Notorious M.A.T. June 20, 2006
Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.
2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.
3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.
2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.
3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.
by Jon May 23, 2003
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by Isla1208 June 30, 2020
A balloon like toy that became a craze in the '50's. Schmoo's appeared in the cartoon series "Lil'Abner." They invaded the town.
I know this is ancient history to you, but a schmoo was a great toy, and fad. And if you don't care, I say screw you, schmoo.
by Joe Renzetti September 16, 2003
Someone who is a massive party pooper that doesn't really care about others, just themself. They also think that they are a genius, and will occasionally say things like "hasta la pasta" or when asked what's up, they say "the sky". They also can't take a hint to save their life. There is a high possibility that they have worn a fedora at least once in their life.
by Debora Johnson July 29, 2020