un-athletic 

Someone who does poses athletic ability. Some refer to as being “Julie”. A person who is unable to catch, throw, walk, run gracefully.

Oh wow, Julie, you are so un-athletic. You couldn’t be good at sports.

un-athletic by Life at work December 14, 2019

Unathletic person

Someone who is very tall with black patchy hair. Must also have a reverse widows peak. Huge kosher dong.

Brian, you are the most unathletic person I know.

Unathletic person by Hugejewdong October 6, 2020

Unathletic Orangutan 

Shyanne Kevin Romain bitch ass nigga

That nigga shy is a unathletic orangutan

Unathletic Orangutan by chillxn May 12, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004