Functionally similar to the word unacceptable but with added sarcasm. Suitable for use in mass emails.
Originally employed to decry some action or phenomena while displaying a degree of carelessness indicating that the speaker is more interested in the act of denigration than the subject of it. However, it has grown to be used primarily as an indicator that no disdain is implied.
"The office is unlocked with the lights on and nobody home... This is UNACEPTABLE!."
Dude1: "Dude, here's that sandwich you wanted. Don'tget used to this, I'm not your man-servant."
Dude2: "Dude! Does this have mustard on it?!"
Dude1: "Uhhhh, yeah ... I guess"
Dude2: "This is UNACEPTABLE!."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'