ultimate sandwich 

5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. Comes with a bucket with ranch on the side. It's taste could drive a lesser man insane, it's made from 30,000 separate grains. It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain. A shit ton of chicken, a dick load of ham, one explosion of clams, time to fuck her with yams. Now just add Panther, bear meat, and duck, and you got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck... I mean eat.

The ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your passion and make you feel like a man.

ultimate sandwich by Brainf'ermasterpee January 31, 2015

Ultimate Bread Sandwich 

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.

I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.

Ultimate Bread Sandwich by Onetooththree September 29, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008