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I have Ujesh
ujesh by FluffyUnicorn31 June 14, 2017
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He is the most social, intellectual and smart person around. He is one in millions. Humble like never seen before.
I wanna marry Umesh.
Umesh by Ameie September 28, 2018
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Umeshbro 

The response to a person offended by being called a homosexual
I.E. Simply "umadbro," but applied to gays.
1: It's okay to be gay
2: IZ NOT GAYZ
1: Umeshbro?
Umeshbro by LaPXL8R December 10, 2012
She is a great girl and an amazing human being in general! She is very religious and serious about her academics. She isn't the boy crazy type. She tends to be a book worm but is also extremely talented, She is absolutely gorgeous inside and out and if you have a Uresha you better hold onto her.
"Uresha is so humble."
URESHA by Arushi or cece 02 March 29, 2021
a nocturnal entity of complete masculinity. When it is not wooing with words, it is killing with silence. although invisible in the darkness of the night, it's been seen regularly feeding it's brain with vast amounts of knowledge, which it uses to stump even the brightest (no pun intended) of scholars.
you WANT to be one. you know you do...come on. in all honesty...you know you do. let's just be reality for a sec eh?...you definitely do.
you are totally trying to be an ujash, like really, come on what the hell got you to this page?
ujash by dodada January 19, 2012
A very kind hearted girl. She is the most caring person in the world. She has very good personalities. She is person who overcomes many problems in her life and still believe in God. She is a very truthfully girl and loves her friends so much. Her friends to love her more. She has a very attractive personality. People get attached to her very fast.
I love umesha soo muchh.
Umesha is my world!!
Umesha by Blaaa blaaa June 23, 2017
Umeshu is a Japanese liqueur made from steeping ume (plum) fruits (while still unripe and green) in alcohol (shōchū?) and sugar.

It has a sweet, sour taste, and an alcohol content of 10-15%
Umeshu Rukku, or Umeshu on the rocks is the way to go
Umeshu by U Tgb August 15, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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