ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come

Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea

ugly tree by Dirge May 28, 2004

ugly tree

The source where humdingers are made.

"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"

ugly tree by Tommo September 1, 2003

Ugly tree trunk 

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

Ugly tree trunk by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

been hit with every branch of the ugly tree by samkim February 9, 2008