ugly eve

an ugly ass paperclip ass troll ass ass ass person called eve who is very rude and a self-centred hoe she aint even cute even though she thinks she is peng as with her ugly ass paperclip ass troll ass ass ass not brushed in all eternity ass hair and her yellow ass gross ass ew ass teeth.

ugly eve: *breaths* HAHAHAHA i am so peng yano look at my cute ass ass ass ass hair that i totally brushed recently. LoL i Am SO IrONiC LOLOLOLOL let me fit in oh you have an inside joke let me in it even though i don't know what it is about even though its probably about me even though they are telling the thing to die and I'm jus leik LOl KiLL ThE UGlY AsS PapERClipAssASSAsS THING

random guy with a bowl cut: ew what is that

Girl with green hair: its an ugly eve that appeared from the long grass lets run away

RoobyBoobooloo: YaDoThAtMaybeSHERBERTTTTT

by PhansChild April 8, 2017

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Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

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Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

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been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

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