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uberdouchery 

uberdouchery is used as a disease, when a male takes the term douche to a whole new level.
brett: wow ur cool

christian: thats new...

later...

Julia: bretts such an ass

Christian: yeah, he suffers from uberdouchery
uberdouchery by CHO13NJ November 29, 2009
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uberdouche 

(Adj.) A douchebag of such great proprtion, that simply calling them a douche will not suffice.
Carolinalax23 is an uberdouche for throwing water balloons at some kid at work, and making him cry.
uberdouche by heisman September 16, 2005

uberdouche 

a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the sex appeal of a walking venereal disease.

A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).

2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.

Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.
Damn, Adam Levine may be really good at singing but he's just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.
uberdouche by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012

uberdouche 

a person that is so clueless about their own douchebagness that they can only be considered and uberdouche.
he laughs at his own ridiculously lame jokes, thinks that if he SAYS he's cool, then he is and believes he is THE gift to women despite ending up at the Stop and Sip every Friday night. he doesn't realize that there has to be one person out of every group that no one likes. since he likes everyone in his group, he is, by default, the uberdouche.
uberdouche by nihilistic_kitten July 16, 2009

uberdouche 

A person who is such a douche, you can't just settle for calling them a douche
Brian: I told that kid Mike that a lot of people wanted to kick hick ass, so he got the cops on me telling them I said I would beat him up.

Zack: Yeah man, that kid's an uberdouche!
uberdouche by FPS James February 6, 2007

uberdouche 

Doucheness to the extreme, the act of being a douche to the highest level capable
The weather today is uberdouche, that deejay is an uberdouche
uberdouche by Dana Matthew February 8, 2015
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