uberdouche
uberdouche by heisman September 16, 2005
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a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the sex appeal of a walking venereal disease.
A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).
2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.
Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.
A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).
2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.
Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.
Damn, Adam Levine may be really good at singing but he's just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.
uberdouche by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012
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a person that is so clueless about their own douchebagness that they can only be considered and uberdouche.
he laughs at his own ridiculously lame jokes, thinks that if he SAYS he's cool, then he is and believes he is THE gift to women despite ending up at the Stop and Sip every Friday night. he doesn't realize that there has to be one person out of every group that no one likes. since he likes everyone in his group, he is, by default, the uberdouche.
uberdouche by nihilistic_kitten July 16, 2009
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Brian: I told that kid Mike that a lot of people wanted to kick hick ass, so he got the cops on me telling them I said I would beat him up.
Zack: Yeah man, that kid's an uberdouche!
Zack: Yeah man, that kid's an uberdouche!
uberdouche by FPS James February 6, 2007
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uberdouche by Dana Matthew February 8, 2015
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uber douche by Matt the Moose July 6, 2006
aberdouche
a bro who wears nothing but abercrombie and always stinks of abercrombie cologne. also known to be a douchebag or a tool of some sort. typically a very big touchy-feely flirt, who plays with girls' emotions, but just leaves them in the end.
aberdouche by your one and only toolette December 22, 2010