Ultimate- Not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest.
Uber- Above everything.
Haxor- A good hacker
An ultimate uber haxor is one of the biggest hackers there is on the face of the earth. This sort of hacker is capable of hacking into major organizations such as FBI and CIA.
*POWER GOES DOWN THEN GOES BACK UP*
FBI agent 1: What just happened I lost all control over the system?!?
FBI agent 2: I think we just got hacked!
*A MESSAGE APPEARS ON ALL OF THE FBI'S COMPUTERS*
Ultimate uber haxor: 74k3 /\/\3 70 Y0|_|r 134d3r!!!!!11!!
******A man who went from a skinny manchild who would make you laugh from his rage in nonsensical games in 2012 on YouTube, to a man who is a fatter version of your local drug dealer who wears a beanie all the time and occasionally laughs like a madman who just took a hit from a bong, but yet continues to make you laugh from his shenanigans on CowChop and videos of nonsensical games in 2016 ******
What is an uberhaxornova? its a mental state that you develop if you watch videos of his! you will develop a brain with thoughts of brown and horden. you will quit your job and start making youtube videos, your lung with develop an odd thing that allows you to laugh in odd ways. BEWARE MY FRIENDS... STAY AWAY FROM THE NOVA IT IS SAFER TO GET THE KOOTRA
A man has a stressful job and loves video games, on the weeked he found a channel that has funny gaming videos. He becomes a subscriber and watches all of his videos in two weeks. He goes into the state of uberhaxornova. He divorces his wife, puts his kids up for adoption, sells his house, moves in with his mom and lives in the basement with an xbox, ps3, HD PVR and a gaming pc. he later meets people name gassy russian, bootra, paintball puppy, f0rk, ze royal sparta.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!