Uber Driver
Uber is a ridesharing service based in San Francisco. The company uses a smartphone application to connect passengers with drivers of vehicles for hire.
Uber Driver by Zantura November 14, 2014
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uber driver by lacheeelll December 11, 2017
Uber Driver
they are sometimes cool calm and chill other times they may have their bad days and they'll freak the f*** out of you and they will come to you and talk about there B.S.
Uber Driver by Purplefizz4 March 4, 2017
Uber Driver
Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Uber Driver by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
Uber Driver Whore
On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
Uber Driver Whore by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022
Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!
A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
unofficial uber driver
Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
unofficial uber driver by Sempitality July 12, 2017
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