uanit 

When you fuck a bitch so hard she cums out of her ass

Man she totally uanited yesterday

uanit by Anonymous69:) February 22, 2021

J unit 

Someone who’s apart of Junior grimes league of followers/top elite

Other word for a follower of junior Grimes (a “juniortrooper”

J grimes kid are known as “children of the forbidden one”

Anybody who is affiliated with J grimes (junior Grimes) is by definition part of the J unit

J unit is for elite muthafuckas ONLY, the IN crowd if you will

Only the informed and VIP are apart of the J unit

J unit by Handle this or handle none October 7, 2021

Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.

Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!

Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017

Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018

United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

Retard Unit 

What normal people usually call the imperial system.

Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.

Retard murican: It's 90 degrees.

Normal person at the gym: 70 kg
Retard murican gym nolife: Yo I just benched 154 lb. Do you even lift bro?

#murican retard #imperial system #metric system

Retard Unit by watchoutch January 24, 2017