u.p.w. 

Unidentified Party Wound. An injury or bruise received over the course of an evening of drinking with no recollection of how it occurred. Generally self-induced due to one's stupidity and involving a fall, stumble or collision with an inatimate object.

"I woke up this morning with a huge U.P.W. on my thigh.... I remember smashing into a table, but one of my friends told me I fell trying to get into a cab…..I guess I’ll never know"

u.p.w. by R.D.P. April 24, 2007

P.U.W.M.S. 

Putting Up With Men's Shit

I need to take a walk, i'm tired of p.u.w.m.s.

P.U.W.M.S. by twistedmind23 February 4, 2010

w.p.u.s 

white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus)

fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!!

w.p.u.s by sumaiya January 3, 2006

W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude) 

When a man has a woman that is just in his life for head. A warm up pants attitude is just breaking off those snap shut basketball pants and pointing to your cock

W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude)

yo, my wupa lives upstairs, stay in the car and make sure i don't get a ticket and no, you cant play the radio

W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude) by Eddie to the O April 1, 2010

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d 

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭

This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d by Laila.carson November 28, 2020

c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y 

can we play fight until my dick slips in you .😶

good morning beautiful i was wondering if we c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y ?

c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y by bruisedk1tty January 15, 2021

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

Suck my dick while I eat your pussy until I nut in your mouth

Do you wanna S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M by Jess Bonner November 2, 2020