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timmeshum 

on pitch name for 'twisted carl' a big name hard house dj and part of the infamous duo 'twisted carl and tegg'. the term became popular in the late 90's when football video gaming became more advanced and kids wanted to make their own 'dream teams'. these would very often include the man of the time, twisted carl, but due to copy write law the various software houses were unable to make an official release. the voice over used in the games will typically say the word 'timmeshum' which is internationally recognised within the ball game as an alias for the infamous 'twisted carl'.
Craig: Fancy a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?

Jim: Only if I can have Timmeshum
timmeshum by Gavin Roberts January 18, 2008
Related Words
A small lump on one's gentials

OR

An extremely annoying person.
"Man, this timmes just won't go away! I've tried everything!"
timmes by anonymous April 5, 2005

Timmesha 

Born under the sign of Aries, you like to control everyone within your influence, to shape things to your own liking. If positive, you develop high spirituality, as you have a God's protection. You are sensitive, affectionate, imaginative and cooperative, spiritually aware and prone to self-sacrifice. You can keep secrets and are a good diplomat. You may have healing and psychic powers.You are intuitive and might be interested in the arts, drama or science.
You are very intuitive. You have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which could reward you through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions, and scientific research. Operating on spiritual side of your individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity. You are always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show your mental abilities, to find the purpose and meaning of life. You want to grow wise and to understand people and things. You need privacy to replenish your energy. You have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing.
Timmesha really was right. She’s so intuitive.
Timmesha by Sdhnlhddnng November 23, 2021

trimmest 

β€œMy bitch the trimmest in the cityπŸ˜β€
trimmest by anonymous May 14, 2024

Daniel Timmes 

Daniel Timmes is the name of a Huge Plugger Nigger who when jumps makes the ground shake. when he stands still he makes sinkholes in the ground from the floor falling below him.
"Earthquake happens"
girl 1: OH MY GOD! Why is the ground shaking??!

girl 2: I think Daniel Timmes jumped!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026